Dear Guests,

Without you, I would not have my small business. However, it is just that —-a business—- and I have to cover all the expenses that incur or I will be out of business.

When you make a reservation, you have effectively blocked anybody else from reserving those days so they probably booked elsewhere. Therefore, if you cancel, I run the risk of not being able to find somebody else to take the dates that you have blocked and I will lose income to cover the expenses for that house.

This is why no refunds are given if you cancel less than two weeks away from your reservation date or if you took the lower price nonrefundable option at booking.

The booking platforms and all professional hosts are aware of a variety of scams to attempt to get refunds. to prevent this from happening, I take the following precautions:
—- date and time stamped photos are taken after every cleaning
—- house condition and inventory photos are taken monthly but inventory is done after every guest checks out and condition is noted. If anything has changed, new pictures are immediately taken.

I do all check-ins in person, including a tour of the house where I go over amenities. During the tour, if you have any concerns about the condition of the house or cleanliness, you need to make them known during that time. If there are no complaints within 60 minutes of check-in, no refunds for condition of the house, amenities, or cleanliness will be honored.

By Signing the Terms of Service for the house you have rented, completing the checkin tour, and staying at least 1 hour (60 minutes) you AGREE to not initiate any credit card “Chargebacks”. If you initiate a chargeback, I will file a criminal complaint for defrauding an innkeeper/theft of services. Your acceptance of the house at check-in constitutes a completed contract by both parties.  

— If you rent the Blue Diamond Apartment, you automatically have access to my personal private home gym.  Please follow all safety rules posted in the gym and I will make you aware of my usual hours using my gym and I won’t infer with your sleeping schedule or use the gym while you are there unless you request my presence as a “gym buddy”.  Please have someone spot you when using the inversion table.  

— There is a great possibility that you will see wildlife on the property including squirrels, possums, racoons, coyotes, feral cats, stray dogs, skunks, etc and there is a good chance that the outdoor furniture and you car may get bird poop on it.  Also, please note that we have mosquitos, spiders, flies, and bugs — especially during the summer months!   All of these things are just a fact of life and to be expected.  DO NOT HARASS any wildlife or stray animal.  You do so at your own risk.  If you see wildlife or strays outside, do NOT approach.  

Please note that spiders, bugs, and mice are always trying to find shelter inside and help PREVENT these problems by not leaving food out and doors hanging open. 

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Do NOT overuse utilities in any manner.  This includes but is no limited to activities such as washing your vehicle with outside hoses or allowing friends/family to bring in their laundry to do.  Please keep doors/windows shut when running HVAC or heat.   If you bring a “kiddie pool” and fill it up with water from the property, additional water usage fees may apply.  

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Wizard World Cottage and HoneyBee Cottage are PET FRIENDLY and all houses — with the exception of Hunterston Cottage — are required to accept ADA service dogs.  THEREFORE, DO NOT BOOK any house other than Hunterston Cottage IF YOU ARE ALLERGIC to pet hair, dander, saliva, etc.

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Damage deposits are to ensure compliance with the complete and whole TOS and house rules.  Statistically, we have withheld part or all of damage deposit less than 5% of the time.  This means, that 95 out of every 100 guest are fantastic humans who are polite, respectful, appreciative, and happy to follow the rules!  We hope YOU are one of our 5 Star guests!  

We also know that mistakes happen — it’s better to contact me immediately if you break a $6 coffee mug than to let me discover it missing on my own.  Honestly is always the best policy!